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• Newsworthy: NBC Finds New Today Show Boss
• Michael Wolff Blasts Nielsen Cable Ratings: What If They Aren’t Real?
• Reddit Rant: How I Met Your Disappointment
• Review: Syfy’s 12 Monkeys is a faint copy of a classic movie
• Review: Helix is the stoned college sophomore of TV sci-fi
• Chuck Lorre Still Coy About ‘Two And Half Men’ Finale, But Praises Charlie Sheen
• “What The F**k?!” Rosie O’Donnell Says Of Report Perez Might Be Leaving ‘The View’
• Seriously? Showtime has great idea for Dexter spinoff about Dexter
• The 100 Winter Premiere Sneak Peek: Clarke and Bellamy Encounter… Finn?
• Mark Your Calendars: USA Sets Premiere Date for Event Series ‘Dig’ From ‘Homeland,’ ‘Heroes’ Producers
• TCA: USA, ‘Burn Notice’ boss complicate TV
• Agent Carter: 6 Questions I Still Have After the Show’s Super Vague TCA Panel
• Must Read TV: A “Parenthood” Writer Says Good-Bye To “Parenthood”
• Pilot Watch: Amazon Unveils New Pilots From Shawn Ryan, Carlton Cuse, and More
• Trend Watch: Nostalgic programming all the rage on the tube these days
• Prison Break Stars on Reuniting to Crush The Flash: ‘It’s Like Ghostbusters’
• Across the Pond: BBC told to tackle lack of women in news broadcasting
• The Business of Show: Ian Ziering and Tara Reid Returning for Sharknado 3
• Storybrooke Scoop: Once Upon a Time Casts Mad Man Patrick Fischler in Key Recurring Role
• 5 More Lives, and Counting: ‘The Adventures of Puss in Boots,’ a Netflix Series
• Who Knew? Someone Finally Made An All-Female Porn Parody For ‘Archer’
• E! Renews The Royals Prior to the Show’s Debut; Check Out the Soapy New Trailer
• Pilot Watch: ‘Ugly Betty’ Creator’s Latino Drama Gets NBC Pilot Pickup
• Scoop: ‘The Vampire Diaries’ Adds Key Member of Salvatore Family
• Woo-Hoo! Al Jean Says There’s a 50/50 Chance of Another ‘Simpsons’ Movie
• Forever: Emily Kinney books first post-‘Walking Dead’ role
• Spotlight: How Jill Soloway is bending Hollywood.

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