Best Twist: EMPIRE’s Cookie ordered a hit on the person who’d been threatening her… only to find out she’d actually had an innocent man executed!
Least Twisted Twist: Despite lots of buzz about how this week’s THE MINDY PROJECT would end, the lead character’s pregnancy wasn’t exactly a stunner.
Trend We Want To Encourage: Bravo, home to more trashy reality shows than any other network, renewed it’s first scripted series, GIRLFRIENDS’ GUIDE TO DIVORCE, for a second season.
Best Hashtag: Brian Williams of NBC News admitted he “made a mistake in recalling the incidents of 12 years ago.” From there, Twitter took over with the hashtag #BrianWilliamsMemories following statements such as “I didn’t inhale” and “I created the Internet, then Post-It Notes.”
Best Surprise: Despite fears, FRESH OFF THE BOAT was not offensive… and actually managed to be pretty darn funny!
Worst Potential Mate: While on a date with Carly, THE BACHELOR — aka Chris — proclaimed she “would be the best wife you could ever ask for.” So, um, why is he continuing to date the other women?
Steamiest Art Session: THE BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL proved just how sexy love in the afternoon can be when Ridge went from painting Caroline’s portrait to steaming things up with his model!
Longest-Awaited Reveal: Finally, GENERAL HOSPITAL revealed the identity of “Fluke”, the person who has been impersonating Luke and terrorizing Port Charles. And the answer is… um, there was never a Fluke? It’s been Luke all along!
Proof Producers Think We Are Dumb: While planning her wedding, VANDERPUMP RULES’ Scheana has continually lamented how difficult it is to do “on a waitress’ salary.” Because, you know, she and the other drama addicts make fools of themselves on television for free.
Longest Awaited Moment: THE YOUNG & THE RESTLESS’ Jill finally gained control of Chancellor Industries. After a year of ridiculous storylines about music boxes and big-ass jewels, the soap finally found a way to properly honor the legacy of longtime character Katherine Chancellor and the much-loved woman who played her for decades, the late Jeanne Cooper.
Worst Sister: What the heck was THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS’ Kim thinking, bringing human instigator Brandi to Kyle’s party without even bothering to issue a storm warning?