Perfectly timed to coincide with tonight’s series premiere of ALCATRAZ on Fox (CityTV in Canada) comes theTVaddict.com’s latest edition of “Advertising Anarchy,” our continuous series in which we offer Hollywood some unsolicited advice on how they might wish to promote their wares to an increasingly skeptical audience. You’re welcome.

Are you ready for an Extreme Makeover: CW Network Edition? Considering your very own TV Addict is inching uncomfortably closer and closer to the top end of the Network’s 18-to-34 demographic is, we sure as heck are! Which is why, in addition to applauding newly-minted CW President Mark Pedowitz on his attempt to broaden the Network’s appeal with more adult-driven fare such as RINGER and NIKITA, we thought we’d — as we are wont to do — go one step further by offering up a little unsolicited advice in the form of our latest instalment of Advertising Anarchy (Also known as our take on how networks might wish to consider promoting some of our favorite new and returning shows ). Because let’s face it, our little CW Network is finally growing up! See for yourself, after the jump.

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Earlier today NBC released an entire slew of fancy artwork touting their new Fall offerings. And while any website can mindlessly post said aforementioned artwork in the seemingly never-ending search for more eyeballs, theTVaddict.com is not just any other website. Which is why, rather than provide the Peacock Network with some incredibly valuable free advertising (Seriously NBC, would it kill you to buy an ad!), we thought it would be far more to flex a few photoshop muscles. See for yourself, what won’t be coming to a New York City bus shelter anytime soon, after the jump.

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With the 2011 Emmy® nominations just around the corner, theTVaddict.com continues our “Faux Your Emmy® Consideration” series of ads (Also known as our take on how Networks and Studios might wish to consider campaigning for 2011 Emmy® nominations on behalf of their shows and actors) by shining the spotlight on MAD MEN.

With the 2011 Emmy® nominations just around the corner, theTVaddict.com continues our “Faux Your Emmy® Consideration” series of ads (Also known as our take on how Networks and Studios might wish to consider campaigning for 2011 Emmy® nominations on behalf of their shows and actors) by shining the spotlight on a show that will very likely see little to no Emmy love: CASTLE.

Simply put, if acting like you have yet to succumb to the charm that is Nathan Fillion isn’t worthy of recognition, we’re not sure what is!

Editor’s Note: Giving credit where credit is due, the “Faux Your Emmy Consideration” title was the brainchild of Twitter Follower @WriterWarrior

Yesterday, theTVaddict.com kicked off our “Faux Your Emmy® Consideration” series (Also known as our take on how Networks and Studios might wish to consider campaigning for 2011 Emmy® nominations on behalf of their shows and actors) by shining the spotlight on THE MIDDLE star Eden Sher. Today, we continue doling out free advice for Warner Bros. Television properties by offering up our take on how TWO AND A HALF MEN might wish to position itself for award consideration. Oh, and on the off chance co-creator Chuck Lorre is reading this, no need to thank us, a Vanity Card shout-out to theTVaddict.com will suffice.

Editor’s Note: Giving credit where credit is due, the “Faux Your Emmy Consideration” title was the brainchild of Twitter Follower @WriterWarrior

With the deadline for 2011 Primetime Emmy® Nominations fast approaching, one of the things you may-or-may-not have begun to notice across “industry” websites such as Deadline and The Hollywood Reporter are “For Your Consideration” ads. And while we certainly are the first to applaud any attempt on behalf of either the Networks or Studios to shine the spotlight on deserving talent both in front and behind of the camera involved in some of your and our favorite shows, we couldn’t help but find ourselves somewhat underwhelmed with the tone of the ads. Which is why, we here at theTVaddict.com thought it might be fun to take a stab at concocting a few slightly tongue-in-cheek advertisements of our own, starting with the always deserving star of THE MIDDLE Eden Sher.

Editor’s Note: Giving credit where credit is due, the “Faux Your Emmy Consideration” title was the brainchild of Twitter Follower @WriterWarrior

Since ABC has inexplicably neglected to tell anybody that COUGAR TOWN returns next week with not just one, but two brand new episodes, this TV Addict has once again decided to take it upon ourselves to show network marketing departments how it’s done with the latest instalment of our ongoing Advertising Anarchy series (Also known as our slightly tongue-in-cheek take on how networks might wish to consider promoting some of our favorite new and returning shows). Just call us Don Draper 2.0.

Taking much of the challenge and creativity out of our latest instalment of Advertising Anarchy (Also known as our take on how networks might wish to consider promoting some of our favorite new and returning shows) comes the Parent’s Television Council. Particularly President Tim Winter, who for some inexplicable reason thinks its sound strategy to publicly blast the upcoming SKINS reboot (Premiering Monday at 10PM on MTV, TMN in Canada) by calling it “the most dangerous show for children that we have ever seen.” And who in their right mind would want to see that!

As much as we absolutely adore the recently-released teaser poster for SMALLVILLE’s final season (Yes, we’re a complete sucker for clever use of shadow), we can’t help but think it’s missing a little something. Something that we’ve added in our latest instalment of Advertising Anarchy (Also known as our take on how networks might wish to consider promoting some of our favorite new and returning shows). Agreed?