Dear DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES creator Marc Cherry, If the idea here was to reinvigorate our waning interest in your six-year-old series by moving UGLY BETTY’s Vanessa Williams — one of television’s most delectable scene stealers — into the neighborhood. Well, mission accomplished. Seriously. We’ll see you on September 26th at 9PM on ABC. [Hat Tip: Fancast]

Mike and Susan, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES These two should have been Wisteria Lane’s supercouple. Instead, we’re voting them Couple Most Likely To Get Fast-Forwarded Through. Every single time the show has had a chance to make Mike and Susan a root-for couple again, they’ve blown it. Serena and Dan, GOSSIP GIRL To be honest, we don’t [...]

Okay, so Michael Ausiello didn’t exactly ruin our weekend. That said, knowing this and this while watching what otherwise would have been two fairly entertaining episodes of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES and BROTHERS & SISTERS certainly didn’t help.

  Even for a show as notoriously uneven as DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, Sunday night’s episode left us feeling more than a little annoyed. Why? Well, here’s a few reasons. Five, to be exact!   Patrick’s Plot Oh, look, another neighbor with a secret that has absolutely no impact on the neighborhood. Who cares if Angie and [...]

Question: TV Addict, I’ve got 50 bones riding on a bet with my bestie that Booth and Brennan will be the much-talked-about couple to head down the aisle later this season. Please tell me I will not be $50 dollars poorer in the not-to-distant-future! — Jayson The TV Addict: To my fellow BONES addicts who [...]

Move over Ryan Seacrest, Dana Delany just stole your busiest actor in Hollywood title. Don’t believe us, get this. On a break from shooting her new ABC pilot BODY OF EVIDENCE in Providence, Delany took to the phones to not only promote her current guest stint on CASTLE, but her recent DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES exit and [...]

If you’re not watching BETTER OFF TED, I officially despise you. Okay, maybe not “despise”, because obviously, you can watch or not watch whatever you like. I will, however, have to admit to having very strong doubts as to whether or not you should be allowed to walk around unchaperoned or vote. Just when I [...]

She’s Alive! On January 31st, actress Julie Benz follows up her untimely DEXTER demise with the first of what Michael Ausiello calls a handful of episodes on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES when Susan befriends a stripper (played by Julie Benz) and takes her under her wing. More first look photos of which — including what we can [...]

• ABC presses the pause button, FLASHFORWARD to temporarily shut down production. • Fuhgeddabout! Drea de Matteo NOT fired from DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. • Probably not the mother, Amanda Peet signs on to guest on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. • On a break! Regis to take a one month leave of absence from Kelly to recover from [...]

On this morning’s edition of THE EARLY SHOW, MURPHY BROWN star Candice Bergen revealed that Heather Locklear was in fact the network’s first choice to play the show’s titular character. This Thursday, WILL & GRACE alum Megan Mullally will drop by PARKS AND RECREATION to play the ex-wife of Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman), who according [...]