8:59PM: Let’s get ready to live blog…

9:10PM: Eleven minutes in and this TV Addict’s mind is already officially blown! The entire island went back to the future?! Holy Frak!

9:15PM: As the island goes, so to does Sawyer’s six pack. Awkward pause as I reflect on the fact that Sawyer has really let himself go!

9:21PM: Three quick questions to ponder over the commercial break. Is Lock in the same time period as the rest of the islanders? Is that Ethan who just pulled a gun on Locke? And on a far less serious note, did Canadian Geese just cause another plane crash?

9:28PM: Hurley to Sayid after he was kind enough to break him out of the mental institution, “Maybe if you eat more comfort food, you wouldn’t have to go around shooting people.”

9:30PM: As much as I’m loving that LOSTerminds Damon Lindeloff and Carlton Cuse haven’t dumbed the show down in order to keep it accessible to potential new fans. Surely I’m not the only TV Addict who is feeling a little bit well, lost?

9:40PM: Separated at birth just a little bit: Nestor Carbonell and Jeff Probst. Who’s with me?

9:53PM: Desmond makes his first appearance of the episode and learns via a memory of Daniel Faraday that he has to go back to Oxford.

9:58PM: The ghost of Anna Lucia returns from the dead to give Hurley tips on how to avoid getting arrested. Who’d have thought this episode would make “The Constant” seem simplistic. And kudos to actress Michelle Rodriguez for looking both healthy and sober.

10:07PM: LOVE that Neil is literally wearing a “red shirt!” Genius.

10:17PM: Cheech Marin returns as Hurley’s Dad.

10:25PM: Something really bad is happening to Rebecca Mader’s Charlotte Lewis.

10:26PM: The curse of the “red shirt” strikes again. RIP Neil Frogurt.

10:31PM: A burning arrow attack? When did the Losties transport to Sherwood Forest. How very ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES.

10:41PM: From the comments, Hilsto writes, “So did anyone else get the impression she blames Ben AND Jack for her husband’s death? She is getting pretty devious. I was feeling a lot of fake warmth in that scene with Kate.” To with this TV Addict responds, Agreed! Sun is totally turning evil this year.

10:58PM: Forgive me, but was I supposed to know who the mystery women Ben was talking to was? Very disappointed with tonight’s two hour premiere, check back tomorrow my thoughts.

11:02PM: NBC completely drops the ball as whomever accepted the award for SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE totally drops the F-Bomb!

11:00PM: And at the stroke of 11PM, SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE wins a much deserved statuette for Best Motion Picture Drama.

10:57PM: Mickey Rourke wins for Best Actor in Motion Picture Drama and thanks his dogs saying, “Sometimes when a man’s alone, all you got is your dog” Never one to pass up an opportunity to shamelessly pimp my dog, here’s a peak at the TV Addict’s adorable Goldendoodle ‘Mac’.

10:49PM: Twitter friend @BradInToronto wonders, “if Elisabeth Moss is giving Jeremy Piven dirty looks from the stage.”

10:46PM: MAD MEN finally slays the HBO juggernaut winning the Globe for Best Television Drama. Matthew Weiner gives a fairly uninspiring speech. But on the plus side, his price tag just shot up in the season three negotiations between himself, Lionsgate and AMC.

10:40PM: Shocker! Kate Winslet wins a second Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Motion Picture Drama for REVOLUTIONARY ROAD. Who’s the king of the world now?

10:30PM: We’re going to have to disagree with Salma Hayek and Sandra Bullock who most definitely do not think presentor Sasha Baron Cohen is funny. VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA wins the Golden Globe for Best Comedy in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical.

10:20PM: Colin Farrell wins a Best Actor in a Motion Picture Musical or Comedy statuette for IN BRUGES.

10:14PM: Danny Boyle wins a Best Director “GG” (as he very affectionally calls the Golden Globes) for SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.

10:01PM: Stephen Spielberg gets the Cecil B. DeMille Award and this TV Addict gets a blogging break. Phew.

9:48PM: Could Tina Fey have looked any less surprised to win her statue for Best Actress in a Television Comedy or Musical? How much do you wanna bet that she’d trade in her umpteenth award for a few million more viewers?

9:45PM: A. R. Rahman wins for Best Original Score for SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.

9:35PM: 30 ROCK walks away with a well-deserved Best Comedy in a Television Golden Globe… while Tracy Morgan shoots down any chance of a future nomination by showing around 15 million viewers that when he ‘plays’ Tracy Jordan as an inebriated incoherent buffoon, he’s not acting (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

9:31PM: Paul Giamatti wins Best Actor in a Television Movie or Mini-Series Drama for JOHN ADAMS. We can barely contain our excitement.

9:28PM: Is Renee Zellweger dressed more like Cruella de Vil or a thin Ursula from THE LITTLE MERMAID?

9:21PM: Alec Baldwin wins for Best Actor in a Television Comedy or Musical and mentions that he feels old because he used to give Rumor Willis juices box on the set of his movies. Awkward silence, proving once again who the real heroes are, 30 ROCK’s writers.

9:20PM: Simon Beaufoy wins a Best Adapted Screenplay statuette for SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE. One of this TV Addict’s Top 5 Movies of the year in case you’re wondering.

9:19PM: Who invited Ben Silverman and his life partner friend?

9:11PM: Laura Linney walks away with a Best Actress in a Television Movie or Mini-Series statuette for JOHN ADAMS.

9:08PM: Wait a second… Lauren Dern and Laura Linney are not the same person!

9:01PM: Hilarious comment shout-out from The Televixen “Drew Barrymore looks emaciated IMO. Give the girl a hot fudge sundae!”

8:58PM: Heath Ledger wins for Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture, gets a rousing standing ovation. Classy.

8:56PM: As expected, JOHN ADAMS wins an Emmy for Best Television Movie or Mini-Series.

8:51PM: No, that’s not an Amy Whinehouse impersonator (Thanks reader Tim G. for the line). It’s Sally Hawkins who just won Best Actress in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical for HAPPY-GO-LUCKY… crickets… who saw it?

8:39PM: Is there an award show the Jonas Brothers don’t attend? Here they are presenting for Best Animated Feature which WALL•E deservingly wins.

8:37PM: Ricky Gervais to Kate Winslet, “I told you… do a Holocaust movie…” If only GHOST TOWN were so funny.

8:32PM: HBO, err… we mean Anna Paquin wins for Best Actress in a Television Series Drama for TRUE BLOOD.

8:31PM: New Spock and Kirk walk on stage to present. Cue Nerd Orgasm.

8:29PM: Gabriel Byrne robs Michael C. Hall and John Hamm for Best Actor in a Television Series Drama. Begging the question… what incriminating photos does HBO have on The Hollywood Foreign Press.

8:29PM: Raise your hand if your just a little creeped out that Michael C. Hall is now married to his television Sister Jennifer Carpenter.

8:18PM: Laura Dern wins for Best Supporting Actress in a Television Series, Movie and/or Mini-series… and judging by how long it took her to walk up to the podium, it’s a pretty big shocker.

8:16PM: Tom Wilkinson wins for Best Supporting Actor in a Television Series, Movie or Mini-Series proving once again how ridiculous it is that these actors all being clumped together makes no sense. That, or I’m simply bitter that Neil Patrick Harris was robbed. I mean hello? Did the voters not see NPH host SNL last night?

8:14PM: How wrong is it that Demi Moore looks one hundred times hotter (not to mention one thousand times younger) than daughter Rumor Willis?

8:08PM: The good news, Bruce Springsteen beat Miley Cyrus for Best Original Song. The bad news, Miley Cyrus was nominated for Best Original song?

8:06PM: Sting presents Best Original Song with a full beard… leading us to start tonight’s first unsubstantiated rumor of the night. Guess who’s auditioning for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IV?

8:02PM: KATE WINSLET wins Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture Drama for THE READER and we’re just going to say it… drones on for far too long. Thoughts?

10:50PM: Jeff Probst wins the inaugural Emmy for Outstanding Reality TV Host.

10:46PM: And the number one sign you know your Award Show stinks, when Jimmy Kimmel is the highlight.

10:40PM: Tina Fey takes home an Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy for 30 ROCK.

10:38PM: Bryan Cranston wins Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama for BREAKING BAD. WOW! I really have to pick up that DVD when it’s released.

10:34PM: I can’t decide if George Carlin or Bernie Mac won for loudest applause during the annual ‘In Memoriam’ segment.

10:29PM: Glenn Close wins Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama for DAMAGES and gets cut off by ABC because the show is so behind. Ridiculous.

10:26PM: Shoe-in of the night, Alec Baldwin wins for Lead Actor in a Comedy Series for his brilliant work on 30 ROCK.

10:25PM: Paul Giamatti who won for Lead Actor in a Miniseries so isn’t getting any tonight. He decided to thank his fake TV wife [Laura Linney] rather than his real one. Did you catch her reaction?

10:16PM: MAD MEN sweep back on track. Matthew Weiner walks away with an Emmy for Best Writing in a Drama Series.

10:15PM: Let the MAD MEN sweep beg……. HUH! Greg Yaitanes wins a Best Directing Emmy for HOUSE.

10:09PM: Don Rickles win for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Musical special, ensuring tomorrow night’s COLBERT REPORT will truly be Must See TV.

10:08PM: Kristen Chenowith and Neil Patrick Harris’ bit was cut thanks to Howie Mandel’s prattling. DAMN YOU HOWIE MANDEL!!!

10:02PM: John Adams wins for Outstanding Miniseries. Cue Tom Hanks and obligatory shout out to the troops disgraced former HBO boss Chris Albrecht… awkward.

9:56PM: Good News: Presenters Kathy Griffin orders a standing ovation for Don Rickles. Bad News: THE AMAZING RACE wins its sixth consecutive Emmy for Outstanding Reality TV Competition.

9:46PM: Wait a sec… I don’t think Stephen Colbert is really talking about Prunes! Colbert and Stewart award Jay Roach a Best Directing Emmy for RECOUNT. And they say Hollywood is too Liberal, Nah! On a related note, I only saw the first half of RECOUNT… how did it end? Zing! A little Emmy humor to keep you awake!

9:44PM: Tom Wilkinson couldn’t be at the Emmys to accept his award for Best Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Movie. Lucky Bastard!

9:37PM: Gotta say, I’m kind of surprised Christina Applegate did not get a standing ovation. RECOUNT wins for Best Miniseries/Movie.

9:32PM: THE WEST WING premiered a decade ago??? Where does the time go? God I miss that show. Hey Mr. Silverman [President of NBC, for now], when KNIGHT RIDER is cancelled and your entire fall lineup bombs, how about bringing THE WEST WING back [see my open letter]

9:26PM: Who says Television doesn’t teach us anything. As Tina Fey so poignantly pointed out as she accepted her Outstanding Writing Emmy for an episode of 30 ROCK. “Never go with a hippie to a second location.”

9:22PM: Mrs. Landingham [RIP] awards Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series to Barry Sonnenfeld for PUSHING DAISIES Pie-lette.

9:18PM: Bill Maher’s losing streak continues once again as THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART wins for Best Music or Comedy Series.

9:13PM: Best line of the night goes to Jeremy Piven backstage on the show’s opening, via EWPopWatch, “I thought we were being punk’d as an audience.”

9:07PM: Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie Emmy goes to Laura Linney for JOHN ADAMS. Who gives a shout out to “Community Organizers who helped build our country.” Take that McCain!

9:05PM: I hope Ed McMahon got paid for that little cameo during Josh Groban’s Emmy performance. I hear he’s got a few real estate issue.

8:47PM: Even SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’s Emmy Clip for Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music and/or Comedy Show was lame. Nintendo Wii jokes were so two years ago. THE COLBERT REPORT wins it’s first Emmy by the way. Woo-Hoo!

8:43PM: Dianne Wiest didn’t show up to her accept her win for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama, so Conan O’Brien accepts it in her honor and will hand it over to Steve Carrel.

8:42PM: Conan O’Brien presents Best Supporting Actress in a Drama, but not before taking a shot at Kathering Heigl, Ouch!

8:36PM: Ricky Gervais hilariously dresses down Steve Carell for stealing last year’s Emmy from him [Gervais couldn't be there to accept his win for EXTRAS]. “I sat through EVAN ALMIGHTY, have you even seen GHOST TOWN yet?” Ummm… here’s an idea. Emmy Host ’09 – RICKY GERVAIS!

8:29PM: SHOCKER of the Night #2: Zeljko Ivanek wins for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama, presented by the ladies of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. Yes, all six of them.

8:20PM: SHOCKER! Jean Smart wins Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy for SAMANTHA WHO? and does the classy thing by giving Christina Applegate a huge shout out first.

8:18PM: Julia Louis Dreyfus says that the SEINFELD clip just brought back warm memories… of a helluva bigger paycheck! Zing!

8:12PM: Awkward. Jeremy Piven just slammed what will surely go down as the worst Emmy opening ever.

8:11PM: Jeremy Piven wins for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy. The TV Addict is 1 for 1! Just sayin’

8:10PM: How sad is it that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s two minute intro was to Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy was funnier than the last two episodes of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE combined?

8:00PM: Five Reality TV show hosts just set not only television, but women back fifty years.

7:56PM: Spoiler alert much! Was it really necessary for ABC to give away everything that happens on Sunday’s season premiere of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.

7:50PM: Via Twitter, EWPopWatch is actually complaining about the food backstage at the Emmys. I mean seriously!?!? EW, you’re backstage at the frakkin’ Emmys. Don’t even get me started on the whole getting paid to watch TV thing!

7:00PM: With T-Minus one hour and counting until the 60th Annual Emmy Awards, this TV Addict thought he’d get the ball rolling by offering up the first question of the night. How many minutes do you think it will take for one of our five Reality TV Hosts [Tom Bergeron ("Dancing with the Stars"), Heidi Klum ("Project Runway"), Howie Mandel ("Deal or No Deal"), Jeff Probst ("Survivor") and Ryan Seacrest] to make a “voted off the Emmys” joke?

6:13PM: True or False. The most anticipated event in the history of television commences in less than two hours!

7:20PM: T-Minus thirty-nine minutes and counting. In case you’re wondering, this TV Addict’s passing the time plowing through one of last season’s best new dramas, ELI STONE on DVD.

7:54PM: With last night’s second season premiere of GOSSIP GIRL debuting to its second best numbers ever [3.4 million viewers] it’s time to place your bets. How many eyeballs will tonight’s premiere of 90210 snag? Did I mention there’s six minutes until the premiere!

8:10PM: LOVED IT! Now for the hard part. I’ve got a mere two minute commercial break to rant and rave. So a few points if I may: Shenae Grimes, adorable and so definitely not in Degrassi Kansas anymore! “What is that girl, like 30″ OMFG! Did Gabrielle Carteris just get mocked, awkward. The capitol of Kansas is Topeka? Who knew. And finally, I certainly hope the CW is getting some serious coinage from the producers of SPRING AWAKENING for the most ingenious product placement in the history of Television. SMALLVILLE take notes will you.

8:17PM: So Silver is Baby Erin, perhaps better known to old-school 90210 fans as Jackie and Mel’s daughter and Kelly and David’s sister. How exactly did this manage to stay secret?

8:19PM: NAT! The Peach Pit! Oh the memories…

8:21PM: Fun Fact #1: During the original series, this TV Addict used to spend his commercial breaks talking to his Grade Seven/Eight ‘BFF’ Alison H on the phone. Hilariously random or really creepy if I were to Facebook her out of the blue right now?

8:29PM: Look at her ass, you can crack an egg on it” Seriously am loving Jessica Walter. Moment of silence for ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT please.

8:30PM: Shocking, it only took thirty minutes for us to learn that not everything in 90210 is as it seems on the outside and there may be more to the vapid uberhot Naomi than meets the eye. I wonder what she’s in to?

8:36PM: How exactly does Silver get half-a-million hits on her blog? No really, I’m asking.

8:40PM: Okay seriously, SPRING AWAKENING product placement #2. BRILLIANT! Any guesses as to how many episodes it will take Annie to miraculously transform into a chorus girl into a leading lady.

8:44PM: I know this is wrong, but is not half the fun of the show imagining how jealous all of Shenae Grimes former DEGRASSI classmates must be right now watching this. I’m just sayin’

9:00PM: “He’s been asking about you!?” Was Kelly just talking to Dylan on the other line? Or Steve? Noah? Matt? Colin? I mean there are a lot of possibilities… Kelly kinda got around!

9:05PM: “I need to finish my memories before my friend Virginia does. We slept with all the same people!” Have I mentioned how much I miss Lucille Bluth?

9:12PM: Only in West Bev can two outsiders from Minnesota Kansas make friends and enemies with virtually everyone at high school in what, two days?

9:27PM: BRENDA! BRENDA! BRENDA! Umm.. Did Kelly just say that she was on the phone with Brandon at 3AM? Does this mean that Kelly and Brandon have a kid?

9:47PM: The TV Addict’s Mom has her own take, “Crap crap crap! Commercials every 5 minutes. Lame plot. Anorexic girls. At least gossip girls is fun because it is so outrageous. This is pathetic!”

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES
BOSTON LEGAL
DAMAGES
DEXTER
HOUSE
LOST
MAD MEN

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A DRAMA
James Spader [BOSTON LEGAL]
Bryan Cranston [BREAKING BAD]
Michael C. Hall [DEXTER]
Hugh Laurie [HOUSE]
Gabriel Byrne [IN TREATMENT]
John Hamm [MAD MEN]

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Sally Field [BROTHERS & SISTERS]
Glenn Close [DAMAGES]
Mariska Hargitay [LAW & ORDER SVU]
Holly Hunter [SAVING GRACE]
Kyra Sedgwick [THE CLOSER]

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Alec Baldwin [30 ROCK]
Tony Shalhoub [MONK]
Lee Pace [PUSHING DAISIES]
Steve Carell [THE OFFICE]
Charlie Sheen [TWO AND A HALF MEN]

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Tina Fey [30 ROCK]
Christina Applegate [SAMANTHA WHO?]
Julia Louis-Dreyfus [...OLD CHRISTINE]
America Ferrera [UGLY BETTY]
Mary-Louise Parker [WEEDS]

SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Jeremy Piven [ENTOURAGE]
Kevin Dillon [ENTOURAGE]
Neil Patrick Harris [HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER]
Rainn Wilson [THE OFFICE]
Jon Cryer [TWO AND A HALF MEN]

SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA
William Shatner [BOSTON LEGAL]
Ted Danson [DAMAGES]
Zeljko Ivanek [DAMAGES]
Michael Emerson [LOST]
John Slattery [MAD MEN]

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Kristin Chenoweth [PUSHING DAISIES]
Jean Smart [SAMANTHA WHO?]
Amy Poehler [SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE]
Holland Taylor [TWO AND A HALF MEN]
Vanessa Williams [UGLY BETTY]

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Candice Bergen [BOSTON LEGAL]
Rachel Griffiths [BROTHERS & SISTERS]
Chandra Wilson [GREY'S ANATOMY]
Sandra Oh [GREY'S ANATOMY]
Dianne Wiest [IN TREATMENT]

OUTSTANDING REALITY TV PROGRAM
AMERICAN IDOL
DANCING WITH THE STARS
PROJECT RUNWAY
THE AMAZING RACE
TOP CHEF

For the complete list including writers, directors and hairstylists, check out the official Emmy web site by clicking here.

8:40PM: T-Minus twenty-one minutes and counting.

9:02PM: An obituary for Jeremy Bentham? Or is it Jeremy Benson?

9:04PM: Kate tells Jack she “spent the last three years trying to forget all the horrible things that happened on the day we left.” Ohhh, this is going to be so good.

9:05PM: Hey “Credits”… way to ruin the surprise by flashing Alan Dale and Malcolm David Kelly’s names.

9:08PM: Finally someone’s asking Ben straight up, “Why are you so important!?” Too bad Ben as per usual answers a question with a question, “Did Charles Widmore ask you to kill my daughter?”

9:14PM: Was that not the best fight scene since ALIAS’ Sydney vs. Evil Francie?

9:21PM: Anyone else weirded out by Old Walt?

9:30PM: Reader Todd W in NC quite literally took the words right out of my mouth, “Does anyone else think that characters on Lost could use a couple classes in communication skills, such as Don’t Be So Freakin’ Vague 101 and For the Love of Everything Good and Holy, Just Say What You Mean 210? I’ll chip in for Locke’s registration fee. Anyone else with me?”

9:37PM: When LOST ends, who’s up for Ben & Locke the sitcom?

9:40PM: Ben finally answered the question as to whether he’s good or pure evil [cue maniacal laugh] by saying, “So,” when Locke tells him he’s just doomed all of the fine Freighter folk.

9:53PM: The one criticism I have with regards to this season of LOST, aside, from you know, the complete lack of answers! Is the fact that Juliet has completely been pushed into the background.

9:57PM: It’s official. Sawyer wins most romantic fictional TV character of the year by jumping out of the helicopter to save Kate. With Ted Mosby’s two minute date on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER a close second. That said admit it, we’re all thinking the same thing. Firstly, Hurley probably would have been the ideal choice to lighten the load! And secondly, how many more episodes until we discover what Sawyer whispered to Kate? Damn you LOSTerminds Lindeloff and Cuse!

10:10PM: So I guess Jin is dead. As is Michael, who gets my vote for most anti-climactic character return of the year. Poor Sun, at least actress Yunjin Kim got a fantastic Emmy Clip out of it.

10:18PM: Obligatory shirtless shot of Sawyer. Forget ‘Skate’, bring on ‘Suliet!’ And yes, I realize it doesn’t exactly have the same ring to it.

10:22PM: If whoever leaves the island can’t go back, is it possible Charles widmore was to Ben what Ben is to Locke?

10:26PM: Scary caves, ancient technology, Crystal Skull anyone?

10:28PM: Cannot wait to discover how LOSTerminds Lindeloff and Cuse explain that! Anyone want to try?

10:34PM: Desmond cannot be dead? Unless actor Henry Ian Cusick got a DUI that the press has yet to pick up on.

10:56PM: Who called Locke being in the coffin?

10:58PM: Now, not to rain on everyone’s season finale parade or anything, but this TV Addict can’t help but feel a little letdown considering after we’re virtually exactly where we left off last season. Jack told Kate “We have to go back” and now we’re going back! Well not now, in eight or nine months when LOST returns.

It’s almost as if the first three seasons were a completely different show and this season was simply one giant [albeit highly entertaining] set-up for the final two. LOSTerminds Lindeloff and Cuse virtually ignored all of the questions brought up in the show’s first three seasons. The four-toed statue? The numbers? The Black Smoke Monster? Dharma? The technology behind the island? I could go on but I think you all get the idea.

Remember LOST? That slightly addictive show that chronicles the adventures of some really unlucky castaways. Well it turns out, the adventure isn’t over and Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Co. were simply taking a week off so that the pretty doctor’s at Seattle Grace could sort out their, well sordid love lives.

And in celebration of tonight’s two-hour finale, one that Daniel Dae Kim promises will, “introduce new variables that would never even be considered previously,” this TV Addict will be LIVE BLOGGING the entire two hours. So why not drop by theTVaddict.com at 9PM tonight so that we can all drop our jaws together. [And note, that was not supposed to sound nearly as dirty as it does!]

9:00PM: Walt, Anna Lucia, Libby… it has been so long. Any bets as to who’s going to get killed tonight? Things aren’t looking up for poor Miles.

9:05PM: Michael is “Here to die?” Umm.. did actor Harold Perrineau get arrested for a DUI that we didn’t hear about?

9:16PM: Interesting that Michael has a death wish. So to did Jack in May’s season finale. Coincidence, not on LOST.

9:19PM: Is that Libby!?!?! Holy Frak! How did the vision inducing smoke monster get into Michael’s hospital?

9:24PM: Mr. Friendly! Today’s episode is playing like a ‘best of’ installment. Who’s next, Greg Grunberg?

9:29PM: Mr. Friendly completely took the words out of my mouth. “You can’t kill yourself Michael, the Island won’t let you”

9:34PM: Does anyone else find it hilarious that we pretty much will never see Walt again since in real life he’s grown out of the role. I wonder if LOSTerminds Lindeloff and Cuse regret casting a kid on the show.

9:38PM: Working on LOST is an actor’s dream. Even in death you can keep popping up in flashback after flashback. Not to mention the money, fame and free trip to Hawaii.

9:51PM: Commercial Note, why didn’t someone tell me Dick Casablancas was in this new SUPERHERO movie?

9:59PM: Huh! What was that! Hands down, most anti-climactic episode ending ever.

9:05PM: Hey LOST Addicts, what did that guy yell at Kate (doing a killer Jennifer Garner impersonation by the way) as she walked into the courtroom? No doubt it’s a piece of the puzzle.

9:15PM: Kate has a son!!! Holy Frak!!!! Who’s the Daddy? Oh wait… isn’t that another QUESTION. Damn you LOSTerminds Lindeloff and Cuse…. DAMN YOU!!! [With apologies for the exclamation point overkill]

9:23PM: A clean shaven Jack is Kate’s key witness. More shocking still… Jack says, “only eight of us survived the crash!”. Who and why are the Oceanic Six protecting the rest of the castaways?

9:30PM: Poor John Locke, the guy cannot catch a break. Here’s hoping Kate doesn’t screw things up, again.

9:35PM: So Bruce Lee knows the secret of Benry Gale. Think he’ll ever share that info? Honestly, it’s the only flaw with LOST’s entire premise. If everybody would just sit down and politely ask Ben, “So, what’s the deal with you and the island,” everything would be cleared up pretty quickly! That said, what’s the fun in that?

9:46PM: Speaker phone…. most technically advanced satellite phone ever.

9:54PM: Question… who’s crazier: Locke or Kate? Holy Slap Bet Batman!

9:58PM: OMG It’s Aaron! What does it mean. Do we add kidnapping to Kate’s list of charges? Is Claire dead? Questions! Questions! And more Questions! One answers for sure. Best season of LOST yet.

8:56PM: “We have to go back Kate… we have to go back!” Who’s psyched for four minutes from now?

9:04PM: The Oceanic SIX…. so we’ve just confirmed that at least six of our favorite Losties got off the island. Jack, Kate and Hurley are confirmed survivors. How much more fun is LOST already? Every episode it’s going to be a surprise. Flashback or Flashforward? Are we getting a Hurley flash-forward or a Jack one?

9:07PM: What exactly did Hurley see in the convenience store? Final shot of the show prediction. We’ll discover who is in the casket.

9:18PM: Is it too early to start screaming, “I want answers?” Anyone…

9:20PM: Jack is going to feel really dumb when Benry Gale turns out to be right.

9:24PM: There was no way tall mysterious strange man was from Oceanic Airlines. No company cares about their customers that much!

9:26PM: Did Hurley just stumble across Jacob’s Cabin? Has LOST morphed into SUPERNATURAL? Scary no?

9:33PM: Naomi: “Just tell my sister I love her.” Did I miss something, who’s Naomi’s sister?

9:35PM: Here’s Jonny.. Umm… I mean Hello Hugo! Finally John Locke returns.

9:36PM: Pause and drool for MacBook Air Commercial

9:41PM: Forty-one minutes in and Claire’s already got more screen time than she did all of last season.

9:42PM: OMG CHARLIE is a ghost! Paging Sam and Dean.

9:45PM: Jack shot Locke. Seriously Shocking. Luckily the gun wasn’t loaded. But kudos to Jack for showing some cojones.

9:50PM: “Come with me if you want to live.” Umm is Locke a Terminator?

9:52PM: Choose your own adventure… who would you go with? How long until Jeff Probst shows up on the island?

9:56PM: Hurley, “It wants us to go back.” I assume Jack and Hurley are talking about the island. Would one answer kill LOSTerminds Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindeloff. That said, Jack mentions he’s thinking of growing a beard. How many years in the future are we dealing with here. Did things just get even more interesting?