What is BURN NOTICE? Well, it may surprise you to learn that it’s not just fodder for a hilarious SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE sketch or one of cable’s hottest shows, but more importantly, yet another opportunity for one reader of theTVaddict.com to walk away with $200 worth of fabulous free swag including a Custom Tote Bag, Season 4 on DVD, a Bar Set, a Mojitos 101 Book, a T-Shirt and a hat. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to let us know in the comments below why you love BURN NOTICE so. One lucky entrant will be chosen at random and notified via email on Thursday November 10th (So be sure to enter with a valid email address).

… fantastic free swag for one very lucky COVERT AFFAIRS fan. No really! In celebration of tonight’s much-anticipated 10PM return of the hit USA Network series, theTVaddict.com has teamed up with our good friends at said aforementioned network to offer up a really fun prize pack including a Passport Holder, Luggage Tag, World Travel Clock, Season 1 DVD and T-shirt to one lucky reader. To enter to win, simply let us know in why you love COVERT AFFAIRS in the comments below and you’ll automatically be entered to win. One winner will be chosen at random and notified via email on Tuesday November 8th (So be sure to enter with a valid email address).

Jam-packed with over 60 minutes of bonus footage including deleted scenes, bloopers and a roundtable featuring a few icons from the world of mystery-solving discussing tricks of the trade with star Nathan Fillion, CASTLE fans will be thrilled to discover that Season 3 on DVD does not disappoint. Except that is when it comes to the pull quote posted on the back of the DVD case (See photo above).

“A Thoroughly Enjoyable Diversion.”

Now far be it from us to tell ABC’s Marketing Department how to do their job, but was “A Thoroughly Enjoyable Diversion” really the best they could come up with? Because if you ask us, a quote that essentially reads… “Well, if you have nothing better to do on a Monday night at 10PM, CASTLE will at the very least keep you from having to converse with your family,” doesn’t quite sum up the romance, humor, mystery and excitement of your average CASTLE episode on any given Monday.

Which is why we thought it might be a fun — not to mention helpful when the time comes to comb through CASTLE’s press clippings for the complete fourth season’s DVD case — to provide ABC’s Marketing Department with a few far more descriptive quotes to choose from.

Think you can do a better job of summing up CASTLE in a brief, pithy and to the point sentence? Post away in the comments below. One winner will be chosen at random and notified via email on Friday September 22nd (So be sure to enter with a valid email address). Not a winner? CASTLE: THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON is available for pre-order at Amazon for a mere $31.99.

To enter to win, simply leave your best suggestion for what Bill Lawrence and Co. might wish to consider renaming the series in the comments below. One winner will be chosen at random and notified via email on Friday September 16th (So be sure to enter with a valid email address). Not a winner? Jam-packed with exclusive bloopers, deleted scenes, webisodes and outtakes, COUGAR TOWN: THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON is available at Amazon for a mere $24.99. Or, to put it in terms the Cul-de-sac Crew might better appreciate, two moderately priced bottles of wine.

To qualify to win, simply enter your best guess in the comments below. One lucky commenter will be picked at random and notified via email on August 30th, so please be sure to use a valid email address. Not a winner? BROTHERS & SISTERS: THE COMPLETE FIFTH AND FINAL SEASON is now available on Amazon for only $31.99, which in case you’re wondering is 30% off the list price of $45.99.

To enter to win, simply head on over to our Facebook Page and “like” the DR. HORRIBLE’s SING-ALONG BLOG contest post.One winner will be chosen at random and notified via Facebook Message on April 6th, 2011. Not a winner? DR. HORRIBLE’s SING-ALONG BLOG THE BOOK is now available on Amazon for only $11.97.

In exchange for us shamelessly reminding readers that the Network’s 101 Channel has started re-airing the first 3 seasons of the Golden-Globe-winning legal thriller on Wednesday nights at 10PM leading up it its fourth season premiere this summer, we have been given the go-ahead to give away the complete first season of DAMAGES to one lucky reader.

To enter to win, simply “like” us on Facebook. One winner will be chosen at random and notified via Facebook Message on January 12th, 2011.

This just in: Our TV on DVD collection is getting out of control! Which is why, rather than risk the collapse of our poorly constructed Ikea contraption that houses our ever-expanding collection of DVDs, we’ve decided to take the easy way out and simply give stuff away. Up for grabs today, GLEE: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON on DVD. To enter to win, simply “like” us on Facebook. One winner will be chosen at random and notified via Facebook Message on October 5th, 2010. Not a winner? GLEE: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON is now available on Amazon for only $34.99.

To enter to win, simply leave a comment with what scene from the fourth season you think best illustrates the digital excellence of high-definition Blu-ray! Two winners will be chosen at random and notified via email on September 9, so be sure to enter using a valid email address. Not a winner? SUPERNATURAL is now available on both DVD and Blu-ray on Amazon starting at only $36.99 and includes all 22 episodes, featurettes focusing on the mythology of the show, commentary on 3 key episodes, extended/unaired scenes and a gag reel.

To enter to win, simply post away in the comments below your pick for which lucky Springfield denizen you’d like to see get their moment to shine when the lucky number thirteenth season is released on DVD next year (FYI: We’re totally rooting for Carl, sorry Lenny)

One winner will be chosen at random and notified via email on August 25, so be sure to enter using a valid email address. Not a winner? THE SIMPSONS: THE TWELFTH SEASON now available on Amazon for only $31.99.