1. LOST, 10PM ABC
Because Kate and Juliet are forced to work together to save Jack’s life… can you say awkward?

2. GREY’S ANATOMY, 9PM ABC
Not only is Addison returning to set McDreamy and Meredith straight, Dr. Hahn and Callie are quickly becoming Seattle Grace’s most intriguing new couple. Exactly how awesome is Dr. Hahn, so awesome that she warrants her own ‘Mc’ and is from here on in, simply going to be referred to as McHahn [Remember you heard it here first!]

3. SMALLVILLE, 8PM CW
President Lex, this we have to see.

4. THE OFFICE, 9PM NBC
Because we’re dying to know where Toby ran off to after last week’s embarrassing office faux paux! WWHRD? — What Would Human Resources Do? — definitely not that.

5. SUPERNATURAL, 9PM CW
It’s nice to know that at least in the world of Winchester, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is still alive. Or in the case of tonight’s episode, on the phone.

6. 30 ROCK, 9PM NBC
Not only does Liz Lemon make me smile, I’m just going to say it, she makes me feel better about myself!

7. UGLY BETTY, 8PM ABC
If UGLY BETTY doesn’t want to soon find itself off this illustrious and important list, we’re hoping this week’s episode brings us one step closer to Wilihemina’s triumphant [and more importantly funny] return to Mode.

8. SCRUBS, 8:30PM NBC
It’s not new, it’s not exciting, but at least it’s not cancelled. 

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *New* – 30 Rock – NBC @ 9:31/8:31c
• *New* – American Chopper – TLC @ 9/8c
• *New* – Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? – FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* – CSI – CBS @ 9/8c
• *New* – Don’t Forget the Lyrics! – FOX @ 9/8c
• *New* – ER – NBC @ 10:01/9:01c
• *New* – Grey’s Anatomy – ABC @ 9/8c
• *New* – I Know My Kid’s A Star – VH1 @ 10/9c
• *New* – Lil’ Bush: President of the United States – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* – Lost – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
• *New* – Miami Ink – TLC @ 10/9c
• *New* – My Name is Earl – NBC @ 8/7c
• *New* – Rock the Cradle – MTV @ 10/9c
• *New* – Scrubs – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
• *New* – Smallville – CW @ 8/7c
• *New* – Step It Up & Dance – Bravo @ 10/9c
• *New* – Supernatural – CW @ 9/8c
• *New* – Survivor – CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* – The Office – NBC @ 9/8c
• *New* – Ugly Betty – ABC @ 8/7c
• *New* – Without a Trace – CBS @ 10/9c

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Series Premiere* – The Alaska Experiment – Discovery @ 10/9c
• *Season Premiere* – A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila – MTV @ 10/9c
• *Season Premiere* – Most Outrageous Moments – NBC @ 8/7c
• *Special* – The Real Housewives of New York City – Bravo @ 9/7c (1-Hour Reunion Special)
• *New* – According to Jim – ABC @ 8/7c
• *New* – American Idol – FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* – Beauty and the Geek – CW @ 8/7c
• *New* – Big Brother – CBS @ 9/8c
• *New* – Boston Legal – ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
• *New* – Deion & Pilar: Prime Time Love – Oxygen @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* – Dancing With the Stars – ABC @ 9/8c
• *New* – Deadliest Catch – Discovery @ 9/8c
• *New* – Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels – A&E @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* – Hell’s Kitchen – FOX @ 9:02/8:02c
• *New* – Last Restaurant Standing – BBC America @ 9/8c
• *New* – Law & Order: Special Victims Unit – NBC @ 10/9c
• *New* – NCIS – CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* – Reaper – CW @ 9/8c
• *New* – The Bad Girls Club – Oxygen @ 10/9c
• *New* – The Riches – FX @ 10/9c
• *New* – Work Out – Bravo @ 11/10c

ONE TREE HILL, 9PM CW
Remember when the CW used to promote other shows besides GOSSIP GIRL?

BIG BANG THEORY, 8PM CBS
Unlike Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer, nerds are funny.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, 8:30PM CBS
Robin Sparkles is back. So to is an actual story-line for Cobie Smulders.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Season Finale* – America’s Prom Queen – ABC Family @ 9/8c
• *Series Premiere* – Verminators – Discovery @ 10/9c
• *New* – Bones – FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* – Celebrity Expose – My Network TV @ 8/7c
• *New* – CSI: Miami – CBS @ 10/9c
• *New* – Dancing with the Stars – ABC @ 8/7c (92-Minute New Episode)
• *New* – Deal or No Deal – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
• *New* – Dirty Jobs – Discovery @ 9/8c
• *New* – Ego Trip’s Miss Rap Supreme – VH1 @ 10/9c
• *New* – Flavor of Love – VH1 @ 9/8c
• *New* – Gossip Girl – CW @ 8/7c
• *New* – Greek – ABC Family @ 8/7c
• *New* – How I Met Your Mother – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
• *New* – Jon & Kate Plus 8 – TLC @ 9/8c
• *New* – Little People, Big World – TLC @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
• *New* – Medium – NBC @ 10/9c
• *New* – One Tree Hill – CW @ 9/8c
• *New* – Paradise Hotel – My Network TV @ 9/8c
• *New* – Rules of Engagement – CBS @ 9:30/8:30c
• *New* – Samantha Who? – ABC @ 9:32/8:32c
• *New* – The Bachelor – ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
• *New* – The Big Bang Theory – CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* – The Hills – MTV @ 10/9c
• *New* – The Paper – MTV @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* – Top Gear – BBC America @ 8/7c
• *New* – Two and a Half Men – CBS @ 9/8c

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, 9PM ABC
We’d be a lot more surprised by the mysterious man who shows up at Lynette and Tom’s Pizzeria if ABC’s promo department hadn’t already spoiled it for us.

BROTHERS & SISTERS, 10PM ABC
No word on whether Kitty and Robert’s life-changing moment has to do with an accusatory nanny.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Season Finale* – Oprah’s Big Give – ABC @ 8/7c
• *Season Premiere* – Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane – Style @ 8/7c
• *Special* – John Adams – HBO @ 9/8c (Part 7 of 7)
• *Special* – John Oliver: Terrifying Times – Comedy Central @ 10/9c
• *Special* – Rock of Love with Bret Michaels – VH1 @ 9/8c (1-Hour Reunion Special)
• *Special* – Sweet Nothing in My Ear – CBS @ 9/8c (2-Hour TV Movie)
• *New* – Big Brother – CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* – Brothers & Sisters – ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
• *New* – Celebrity Fit Club – VH1 @ 8/7c
• *New* – Desperate Housewives – ABC @ 9/8c
• *New* – Everybody Hates Chris – CW @ 8/7c
• *New* – Greenovate – TLC @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* – The Game – CW @ 9/8c
• *New* – The Tudors – Showtime @ 9/8c
• *New* – Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union – Showtime @ 10/9c
• *New* – Viva Hollywood! – VH1 @ 10/9c
• *New* – Wasted – TLC @ 10/9c

30 ROCK, 8:30PM NBC
It’s the return of the Beeper King!

THE OFFICE, 9PM, NBC
Michael falls in love with a picture in an office-supply catalog, which depending on your point-of-view, is either really funny or really creepy.

SCRUBS, 9:30PM NBC
The Janitor starting a hospital newspaper would have been cool in like 2000. But in 2008, print media is dead! Memo to Janitor: start a blog. Blonde doctor will be really impressed. Trust us, chicks dig bloggers.

ELI STONE, 10PM ABC
Greg Berlanti better not pull an ‘EVERWOOD’ with tonight’s ELI STONE finale. I cannot fathom waiting all summer to discover if Colin Eli lives or dies.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Season Finale* – Eli Stone – ABC @ 10/9c
• *New* – 30 Rock – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
• *New* – Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? – FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* – Don’t Forget the Lyrics – FOX @ 9/8c
• *New* – ER – NBC @ 10:01/9:01c
• *New* – I Know My Kid’s A Star – VH1 @ 10/9c
• *New* – Lil’ Bush: President of the United States – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* – My Name is Earl – NBC @ 8/7c
• *New* – Rock the Cradle – MTV @ 10/9c
• *New* – Scrubs – NBC @ 9:31/8:31c
• *New* – Smallville – CW @ 8/7c
• *New* – Step It Up & Dance – Bravo @ 10/9c
• *New* – Survivor – CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* – The Office – NBC @ 9/8c

AMERICAN IDOL, 9PM FOX
The TV Addict is going to go out on a limb and say after last night’s performance, David Cook is your next AMERICAN IDOL! Oh, and Carly Smithson’s going home tonight. Agree, disagree, post away.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Series Premiere* – The Big 4-0 – TV Land @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
• *Series Premiere* – Under One Roof – My Network TV @ 8/7c
• *Season Premiere* – The Real World – MTV @ 10/9c
• *Special* – Democratic Presidential Candidate Debate in Philadelphia – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour Special)
• *New* – American Idol – FOX @ 9/8c
• *New* – America’s Next Top Model – CW @ 8/7c
• *New* – Back to You – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
• *New* – Big Brother – CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* – Criminal Minds – CBS @ 9/8c
• *New* – CSI: NY – CBS @ 10/9c
• *New* – Deal or No Deal – NBC @ 8/7c
• *New* – Ghost Hunters – SciFi @ 9/8c
• *New* – Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* – Men In Trees – ABC @ 10/9c
• *New* – MI-5 – BBC America @ 9/8c
• *New* – Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious – CW @ 9/8c
• *New* – South Park – Comedy Central @ 10/9c
• *New* – ‘Til Death – FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* – Top Chef – Bravo @ 10/9c
• *New* – Tyler Perry’s House of Payne – TBS @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)

HELL’S KITCHEN, 9PM FOX
Melanie is insisting I watch an episode of HELL’S KITCHEN in preparation for my weekly hit on FLOW 93.5

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Season Finale* – Rob & Big – MTV @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Finale)
• *Season Finale* – The Biggest Loser – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour Season Finale)
• *Season Finale* – The Real Housewives of New York City – Bravo @ 10/9c
• *Series Premiere* – Greenovate – TLC @ 7:30/6:30c
• *Series Premiere* – Wasted – TLC @ 7/6c
• *Season Premiere* – Deadliest Catch – Discovery @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
• *Season Premiere* – Work Out – Bravo @ 11/10c
• *New* – According to Jim – ABC @ 8/7c
• *New* – American Idol – FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* – Beauty and the Geek – CW @ 8/7c
• *New* – Big Brother – CBS @ 9/8c
• *New* – Boston Legal – ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
• *New* – Dancing With the Stars – ABC @ 9/8c
• *New* – Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels – A&E @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* – Hell’s Kitchen – FOX @ 9/8c
• *New* – Last Restaurant Standing – BBC America @ 9/8c
• *New* – Law & Order: Special Victims Unit – NBC @ 10/9c
• *New* – NCIS – CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* – The Bad Girls Club – Oxygen @ 10/9c
• *New* – The Riches – FX @ 10/9c

THE BIG BANG THEORY, 8PM CBS
Proving the theory that the rules of high school still apply today, nerds are funny.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, 8:30PM CBS
Marshall questions his recent career move. Which is fitting, because by this time next week, odds are good he’ll be a really big movie star.

BONES, 8PM FOX
As if we are really going to care about some motorcyclist found dead in a mud pit when Booth and Brennan are being forced by Dr. Sweets to go on a double date.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Season Finale* – New Amsterdam – FOX @ 9/8c
• *Series Premiere* – Can You Duet? – CMT @ 10:30/9:30c
• *Series Premiere* – The Paper – MTV @ 10:30/9:30c
• *Season Premiere* – Ego Trip’s Miss Rap Supreme – VH1 @ 10/9c
• *Special* – 2008 CMT Music Awards – CMT @ 8/7c
• *Special* – Discovery Special: One Way Out – Discovery @ 10/9c
• *New* – America’s Prom Queen – ABC Family @ 9/8c
• *New* – Bones – FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* – Dancing with the Stars – ABC @ 8/7c (92-Minute New Episode)
• *New* – Deal or No Deal – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
• *New* – Dirty Jobs – Discovery @ 9/8c
• *New* – Flavor of Love – VH1 @ 9/8c
• *New* – Greek – ABC Family @ 8/7c
• *New* – How I Met Your Mother – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
• *New* – Jon & Kate Plus 8 – TLC @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
• *New* – Little People, Big World – TLC @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
• *New* – Medium – NBC @ 10/9c
• *New* – One Tree Hill – CW @ 9/8c
• *New* – Paradise Hotel – My Network TV @ 9/8c
• *New* – Rules of Engagement – CBS @ 9:30/8:30c
• *New* – Samantha Who? – ABC @ 9:32/8:32c
• *New* – The Bachelor – ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
• *New* – The Big Bang Theory – CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* – The Hills – MTV @ 10/9c
• *New* – Top Gear – BBC America @ 8/7c
• *New* – Two and a Half Men – CBS @ 9/8c