“It was awful this season, as far as I’m concerned. I’m not allowed to say that! [Gasps.] It was very telenovela. I feel like it kind of got away from itself. The whole political campaign seemed to me very farfetched. I mean, I love the show, I love my character, I love the writing, but [...]

“Many of you have asked, so here it is … it appears that ‘New Scrubs’, ‘Scrubs 2.0′, ‘Scrubs with new kids’, ‘Scrubbier’, ‘Scrubs without JD’ is no more. It was worth a try, but alas… it didn’t work. zb,” said SCRUBS star Zach Braff, who this afternoon took to his facebook page to take SCRUBS [...]

“The only thing that will save this show would be to referee the Tiger vs. Elin dispute,” said theTVaddict.com commentator Barry Shaffer on the one thing that might get him to tune into THE MARRIAGE REF following Sunday’s less-than-funny premiere.

“Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me,” tweeted Conan O’Brien from his just launched twitter handle @ConanOBrien.

“Tonight is the final Jay Leno Show. End of an error,” tweeted TV critic extraordinaire Matt Roush on tonight’s final 10PM instalment of THE JAY LENO SHOW.

“I can’t believe I’m here with you [speaking to the audience] the coolest people in the world at the Grammys, music’s biggest night. The highest honor the music industry can bestow… next to having your song covered by the cast of GLEE.” said Stephen Colbert while opening up the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards.

“This whole experience has been so surreal. I never thought I’d be jealous of the long, illustrious run that NBC gave JOEY,” said the soon-to-be unemployed Conan O’Brien during last night’s TONIGHT SHOW monologue.

“That question today is like asking if I’d like to vacation in Haiti — I hear it’s nice, but not right now. If you’re privileged enough to be asked to drive the bus you should say thank you. And when you’re done, you say thank you and you should pass the keys to the new [...]

“In the relationship game, either way, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, any sexuality, he [Sheldon] has said ‘This is not for me. I’m a scientist. All I’m interested in is science and what George Lucas does’,” explained THE BIG BANG THEORY co-executive producer Chuck Lorre when asked about the realistic possibility of a Sheldon and Penny relationship [...]

“MP ratings thru the roof when counted properly. Neilsons+TIVO+DVR+ONLINE+VCR+INT’L+Calabro Family and Friends.” — joked the good doctor, MELROSE PLACE’s very own Michael Mancini via twitter @ThomasCalabro