Grossest Manipulation: “I’m not trying to sell a story,” said BACHELOR PAD’s Kasey to fellow contestants. “But just know the money is necessary for my grandmother to live.” Kudos, dude. You’ve finally proven yourself to be just as disgusting as your fame-whore girlfriend, Vienna. Enjoy yourself while you can, buddy, because the race is on to [...]

Good News: Complete with actual new footage, ABC has just released a scorching promo from the much-anticipated fourth season premiere of CASTLE. Bad News: We’re still how many days away from September 19th?

9:06AM: After touting her Network’s number one status in viewers, upfront ad sales and Emmy nods for a Broadcast Network, Nina Tassler, CBS Entertainment President opens the floodgates to an inevitable barrage of Charlie Sheen related questions. Ready… set… go! 9:07AM: According to Tassler, THE GOOD WIFE’s demotion to Sunday (Our words, not hers) is [...]

Dumbest Move: BIG BROTHER’s Jordan had an opportunity to not only make the lackluster season more interesting but solidify her and Jeff’s position in the house by putting nasty nitwit Rachel and her knuckle-dragging beau, Brendon, on the block. Instead, Jordan wussed out by nominating Cassi and Shelly for eviction.   Saddest News Ever: A&E [...]

Earlier today, CBS and Warner Bros. Television released the first of what will surely be an unprecedented promotional campaign for the new (and hopefully improved) season of TWO AND A HALF MEN. And while we wouldn’t normally go out of our way to promote a show we don’t watch, surely we can’t be the only [...]