Attention Dane Cook: When you host SNL (for a second time in less then six months), your opening monologue should be original. If I wanted to listen to a rehash of your comedy, I can just listen to your CDs.
Attention NBC: I’m apparently one of the few viewers who’s actually caught up in KIDNAPPED. Before I invest my precious time in the series, let me know if you’re just going to pull a ‘Reunion’ and cancel it before we find out what happens.
Attention NBC:STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP is incredible. Congratulations on assembling an all-star cast for Aaron Sorkin. Sure the show isn’t yet a ratings powerhouse, just give it a chance. America will catch on.
Attention CW: Take a look at Monday’s ratings. I will never forget that you actually cancelled on of television’s best dramas [EVERWOOD] for the potent duo of 7th HEAVEN/RUNAWAY (note sarcasm).
Attention SMALLVILLE Writers: I gave you one more chance with this weeks season premiere. Thankfully you didn’t disappoint. But rest assured SMALLVILLE, one more annoying Lana-centric story and I’m gone. You’ve been warned.
