You’ve gotta hand it to Donald Trump: The guy knows how to turn absolutely anything into a publicity stunt. When THE APPRENTICE failed to show up on NBC’s fall schedule – not surprising, given the increasingly lackluster ratings – Trump quickly sent out a press release which basically amounted to one of the hoariest of sitcom stables: the scene in which someone says, “You can’t fire me because I quit!” According to the laughable press release send out by the mogul, he is “moving on from” the reality show and toward a “major” new television venture. Of course, there were no details as to what that new show might be. Given the egotistical tycoon’s love of hyperbole, we can only assume the new project will come with a slew of power-adjectives attached. 
