Dexter Morgan may be a lot of things. But following tonight’s phenomenal episode, there’s one thing we’re sure he’s not — a television fan.
If he was, he would have certainly uttered the five magic words in order to save his relationship with Rita.
“We were on a break!”
That said, we’ll forgive Dexter for forgetting one of the most infamous FRIENDS references ever. After-all, between his burgeoning relationship with the world’s hottest AA sponsor [the mysterious Lila] to his far more important job of staying one step ahead of Doakes, Lundy and the entire Miami Police squad, America’s favorite serial killer is one busy guy.
Which naturally begs the question. Who’s going to be the first to discover the truth about Dexter’s extra curricular activities? While Lundy seems to be inching closer and closer, with Doakes right behind, this TV Addict’s money is on Deb. Not only does she need to make up for the fact she practically married the Ice Truck Killer, it will make for a far more interesting story if Deb has to decide whether or not to turn on her own brother.
Got a guess, post away. 
