In yesterday’s TVGuide, Super Scooper Michael Ausiello revealed that Kristen Bell has yet to sign on for a third season of HEROES.
Cue deep sigh of relief.
For if the lackluster season of HEROES, combined with the brilliance that is LOST illustrated anything. It’s that Ms. Bell made a career mis-tep so serious, you’d think Logan Echolls was running the show.
That said, thanks to the WGA Strike [never thought I’d use that phrase in a sentence] one doesn’t need to harness Hiro’s time-travelling abilities to make things right.
Heading into the new season, Ms. Bell is in the driver’s seat. And with advice from theTVaddict.com’s know-it-all readers, will hopefully avoid making the same mistake twice.
So take a moment to put on your $1000 Armani suit [Think Ari Gold], randomly dress down the person sitting to your right [if they ask you with a confused look why you’re yelling “Lloyd!” offer to “hug it out b•tch”] and answer this question: Your client is Kristen Bell, should her next move be…
(a) Sign on for another season of HEROES.
(b) Return to her Broadway roots by starring in her own show. [Or LEGALLY BLONDE]
(c) Ride the Apatow juggernaut to movie stardom with the upcoming Jason Segel penned FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
(d) Hook up with Rob Thomas for another incredible television show.