Dear Entertainment Weekly,
While this rant may come off as slightly bitter since my year of stripping under the name HighDef Daniel wasn’t nearly as successful as Diablo Codys. But I’m completely perplexed as to why you’ve awarded Ms. Cody her own monthly column in your illustrious magazine.
Don’t get me wrong, this TV Addict is a huge fan of JUNO and wishes Diablo all the success in the world. But when did Entertainment Weekly become Diablo Cody Monthly? See Diablo travel Europe to promote JUNO! Read Diablo’s Oscar Weekend Diary! Follow Diablo to ‘Movie Camp’ as she hobnobs with the likes of Hayden Panettiere, Gillian Anderson, Adam Brody and Will Smith! We’re living in the digital age here. If we cared that much about Diablo Cody we could easily stalk her virtually. Isn’t that what MySpace, twitter and blogs are for?
It’s time you handed Entertainment Weekly’s back page back to the likes of Stephen King and Mark Harris. You know, writers who’s sole job isn’t to shamelessly promote themselves. Otherwise, keep up the great work and while we’re asking for things, I’m a TV Addict, less music coverage please.
Sincerely,
Daniel Malen,
TV Addict and life long Entertainment Weekly fan.
[No joke, I’ve own almost every singe issue including #1] 
