OMFG! The fact that both Davids just won Escape Hybrids! and Mike Meyers just checked his dignity at the door to shamelessly [and successfully mind you] promote his upcoming movie THE LOVE GURU, begs the obvious question: What’s sadder? The fact that this TV Addict is actually sitting through the two hour endless product placement that is the AMERICAN IDOL finale, or the show itself?And FOX wonders why ratings are down. 
UPDATE: Okay, so I’m a sucker for a happy ending. To find out who your newest AMERICAN IDOL is,
Could Simon Cowell’s smile have been any bigger when Ryan revealed that David Cook was this year’s AMERICAN IDOL? You just know he wasn’t looking forward to working with Papa Archuleta!