90: The length [in minutes] of last night’s season premiere of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
5:33: The amount of time this TV Addict actually enjoyed last night’s season premiere of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE [see above video].
1000: The percentage of which Tina Fey absolutely nailed her dead-on Sarah Palin impression [again, see above video].
5: The number of months that have passed since the Texas Polygamist Compound made headlines. Yes, April. Also known as the month in which a Polygamist Quiz Show sketch might have been both topical and funny.
15: The number of seconds it takes for Kristen Wiig to get on my nerves.
30: The number of minutes this TV Addict was able to watch SNL this morning after fast forwarding through the unfunny parts and musical guest.
0: The number of times Fred Armisen’s Political ‘Comedian’ Nicholas Fehn made me laugh.
4: The number of minutes I spent pondering how on earth Fred Armisen still has a job.
-1: The amount of Gold Medals I’m docking Michael Phelps for serving up one of the lamest guest hosting performances ever. [Stick to the pool buddy].
1: The number of episodes I’ll be giving the increasingly unfunny SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE after Amy Poehler departs for maternity leave and her new NBC show. 