WHAT WE’RE WATCHING:
THE BIG BANG THEORY (8PM CBS, CTV in Canada)
Penny starts a hair-product business that suffers when her friends, particularly Sheldon, become involved.
GOSSIP GIRL (8PM CW)
Assuming our teaser from earlier today was not enough of an incentive to get you to tune into tonight’s brand new installment of GOSSIP GIRL, we’ve got six words for you: Nelly Yuki in a fat suit!
CASTLE (10PM ABC)
Putting aside tonight’s investigation involving a dead young Nanny. Tonight’s real mystery is how on earth Castle and Beckett manage to get any work done amidst the incessant one-liners and flirtatious glances.
NEW & NOTABLE:
DANCING WITH THE STARS (8PM ABC)
You know the drill: Vote Woz!
THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER (8PM ABC Family)
The hit ABC Family show continues to give “band camp” a bad name with tonight’s flashback that shows us how the show’s titular American teenager got knocked up.
KYLE XY (9PM ABC Family)
Kyle is shocked to discover that tonight is his show’s series finale Latnok’s true plans.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT (9:30PM CBS)
Jeff makes a friend who is both black and gay. I wonder if CBS thinks that earns them double-bonus points with under-represented minorities? Cause, um, it doesn’t.
CSI: MIAMI (9:30PM CBS)
A flight attendant’s murder reveals dirty secrets about airline travel. The least of which is that it is ridiculously overpriced. And no, we’re not just bitter that we can’t seem to find a flight to the Paley Festival for under $600.