WHAT WE’RE WATCHING:
BETTER OFF TED (9:30PM ABC)
Since top-notch writing and acting didn’t seem to do the trick, BETTER OFF TED returns tonight with the two things America can’t ever seem to get enough of: Blondes and boobs, courtesy of Andrea Anders doing her best impersonation of XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS.
NEW & NOTABLE:
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT (9PM NBC)
America may have talent, but do they have their very own version of Britain’s Susan Boyle? Tune in to tonight’s two-hour premiere and find out.
HAWTHORNE (9PM TNT)
Two episodes in and the Jada Pinkett-Smith vehicle is already pulling out the big guns. No, husband Will Smith isn’t dropping by, rather COSBY SHOW alum Malcolm-Jamal Warner guests as a brain-aneurysm patient who spirals into dementia.
NYC PREP (10PM Bravo)
Think GOSSIP GIRL unscripted when Bravo unveils a reality series revolving around Manhattan’s privileged prep-school elite. Who, we should probably warn you, are just as obnoxious, self-involved and unaware with regards to the world around them that they might as well be actual actors on a hit TV show.