For heaven’s sake, the guy took showtunes on the ski trip trip he chaperoned, declaring there would be “neither hanky nor panky.”
Frankly, Niles and Frasier were perfect for one another… if not for that whole pesky incest thing.
The first soap character to stick his… er… toe into the waters of bisexuality simply to avoid his nasty schemes being exposed!
Although the self-absorbed villain occasionally oogled scantily-clad spacegirls, one got the distinct impression the closest he came to the female anatomy was when calling the Robot a “bubble-headed booby!”
I don’t care how rich a guy is — or, for that matter, how many women he sleeps with — a penchant for ascots will always start the rumor mill churning. 
