THE 36th ANNUAL DAYTIME EMMY AWARDS (8PM CW)
Because Neil Patrick Harris can’t do it all, UGLY BETTY’s Vanessa Williams hosts the annual gala saluting soaps, daytime talk and children’s programs. Blerg.
YOUR KID ATE WHAT? (9PM TLC)
Following in the footsteps of Jon and Kate’s eight — who will no doubt rack up some serious therapy bills when they’re old enough to realize what their parents put them through comes tonight’s victims kids — whose public humiliation medical operation is chronicled after swallowing some questionable items. Items include: a leaking battery, rat-poison pellets, magnets and toy cars.
ENTOURAGE (10:30PM HBO, HBO Canada)
Vince’s downward spiral into utter uselessness continues with tonight’s story that has him messing around with his compound’s security. Tune in next week when Vince tries his hand at refrigerator repair.