THE SIMPSONS (8PM FOX, Global in Canada)
Fan of Tuesday with Morrie? Well, get ready for Sunday’s with Abe, when Grandpa becomes famous when a human-interest columnist (guest voiced by Mitch Albom) publishes his anecdote about serving on a battleship in World War II that was struck by a torpedo.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (9PM ABC, CTV in Canada)
In the wake of December’s plane crash, tonight’s episode asks ‘What If…” You know, sort of like those classic episodes of FRIENDS featuring “Fat Monica” and “Stock Broker Phoebe,” minus the funny and entertaining parts.
BROTHERS & SISTERS (10PM ABC, Global in Canada)
Tonight’s instalment that has the rapid progression of Kitty’s lymphoma spurring an urgent quest to find a bone-marrow donor is directed by none other than Rob Lowe’s real-life brother Chad Lowe. Further proof that those who can’t act teach direct and that nepotism is in fact alive and well in Hollywood.
KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS (10PM E!)
Yeah, we’d rather not. 
