According to the Canadian Nielsen equivalent (BBM Canada), a staggering 50% of the country watched Sidney Crosby et al defeat the United States in breathtaking fashion (read: overtime) to win the only medal that mattered Olympic Gold Medal in Men’s hockey. Which naturally begs the question: Combining the knowledge gleaned from Sunday’s Closing Ceremonies (Moose, and mounties, and beavers! Oh, my!) along with the usual array of stereotypes perpetuated by the likes of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, what on earth do we think the other half of the country was doing? 
