Good News: After a tumultuous six-year seasons, Katherine Heigl is reportedly this close to scrubbing out of GREY’S ANATOMY for good. Bad News: For her future career prospects. But don’t take our word for it, ask a pre-CSI: MIAMI David Caruso. [Source]
Good News: Elisha Cuthbert has signed on to an ABC comedy pilot. Bad News: Titled HAPPY ENDINGS. Seriously. Most inappropriate title EVER! [Source]
Good News: Joseph Fiennes and his wife, Swiss model Maria Dolores Dieguez, welcomed their first child, a daughter born on Monday. Bad News: We predict that Fiennes will soon have a lot of free time on his hands to play daddy as we flashforward to FLASHFORWARD’s cancelation. [Source]