Imagine for a moment we’re your mother (Bet’cha didn’t see that coming, did ya?!) Now imagine you’re back in high school and your grades have been slipping due to the fact that you seem to care more about the chemistry between Booth and Brennan than well, actual chemistry. As your older, wiser and slightly-better-looking parental figure, it unfortunately falls to us to ensure your next report card is more “Lisa” then “Bart.” Which is why we’re here to present you with a somewhat terrifying ultimatum: From here on in we’re cutting your television viewing to one, count ’em, one night per week! Which night would you choose? 
