First you craft an episode of MODERN FAMILY that sees Phil Dunphy get an iPad — the most sought after device since Apple’s reinvention of the phone — weeks before the rest of us. Next, you concoct a surprise all-expenses paid trip courtesy of the fine folks at ABC trip to Hawaii for the Dunphy-Pritchett clan. And finally, you wrap up the season with a night out at the Lakers game complete with a cameo appearance by Kobe Bryant.
Look, we understand it’s a tough ‘job’ and somebody’s got to do it. But what’s next? A special appearance by Gloria’s (Sofia Vergara) thus far unforseen sister played by none other than Salma Hayek!
Joking aside, congratulations on a phenomenal first season. How we’re going to get through the summer without our favorite new family, we’ll, we’re not looking forward to it. See you in September.
Sincerely,
The TV Addict. 
