We interrupt your regularly scheduled holiday proceedings to wish each and every one of you a safe, healthy and happy holiday season. May all of your [insert your holiday here] wishes come true. Particularly if they happen to coincide with a few of ours (Which you can see after the jump).
• A few — and by few — we’ll settle for three million more viewers for NBC’s PARENTHOOD.
• For Kristen Bell to return to series television. Or if that’s too much to ask, for Kristen Bell to start reading scripts. Burlesque, You Again, and When in Rome… really?
• More twitter and Facebook friends. Evidently we’re incredibly needy.
• A release date for JACK & BOBBY: THE COMPLETE SERIES on DVD.
• Emmy acknowledgement for anyone even remotely associated with FRINGE. Heck, at this point we’ll settle for Best Performance by a Craft Service Department!
• For Syfy to greenlight a series that actually takes place in space. Remember those?
• An iPad edition of Entertainment Weekly because their “Must List” App is not on ours.
• A set visit that takes us somewhere warm. Hawaii and/or Australia will do, suffice to say, we are not the least bit picky!
• For the gang from HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER to finally share with us the identity of that titular mother.
• A satisfying ending to LIFE UNEXPECTED that may-or-may-not involve a box of kleenex or two.
• Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Men, Yada, yada, yada. 
