Fresh off Charlie Sheen’s you-have-to-read-it-to-believe-it rant, CBS and Warner Bros. have jointly agreed to put TWO AND A HALF MEN on early hiatus. Said both companies in a statement released to the media mere moments ago, “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season.” 
