• Trailer Park: HBO’s ENLIGHTENED.
• Tale as Old as Time Indeed, CW to reboot BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.
• Spoiler Alert: Ryan Murphy unveils premiere episode, vows to ‘never say people are leaving.’
• Boffo BONES News, with Fox plotting a bonus mini-season to possibly air next summer.
• Must Read TV: For morning TV’s ‘bookers,’ a constant race to secure ratings-grabbing guests.
• Missed the series premieres of UP ALL NIGHT, RINGER and/or THE SECRET CIRCLE? Catch up for free online at clictowatch.tv
• This Week in No-Brainer Executive Moves, USA renews COVERT AFFAIRS, ROYAL PAINS and NECESSARY ROUGHNESS for full 16 episode seasons.
• Good News: ABC Family is expected to order a pilot from GILMORE GIRLS creator Amy Sherman-Palladino. Bad News: Making room for STRUT, a series about a Las Vegas showgirl who marries a Texan and becomes an instructor for a misfit high school drill team is THE NINE LIVES OF CHLOE KING, which just got cancelled.