Perfectly timed to coincide with tonight’s festivities comes theTVaddict.com’s our Top 10 List of 10-Related Halloween Scares. Check ’em out for yourself — at your own risk — after the jump.
HALLOWEEN SCARE #10: Based on last week’s ratings results, nothing is more scary than America’s taste in comedy. We’re just sayin’
HALLOWEEN SCARE #9: Despite a lacklustre season entirely [Michael] Scott-Free, negotiations (Read: Beggin, pleading, the backing up a Brinks Truck full of gold bullion to Steve Care;l’s door) have not yet begun in an effort to lure him back to THE OFFICE.
HALLOWEEN SCARE #8: Based on their millions of Twitter followers and the popularity of their numerous Television shows, America’s youth is taking the phrase “Keeping up with the Kardashians” as something of a challenge.
HALLOWEEN SCARE #7: Thanks to the increasingly ubiquitous nature of online streaming services such as Netflix and Amazon Prime, the insane amount of money you’ve (okay, we’ve) spent on TV shows on DVD over the course of the past decade or so has just about become obsolete.
HALLOWEEN SCARE #6: Meet the mother!
HALLOWEEN SCARE #5: THE CHEW. Need we say more?
HALLOWEEN SCARE #4: At $75,000 to $150,000 per episode, the average star of your run-of-the-mill TNT procedural will make more shooting one episode of television than most Americans will make all year. [Source]
HALLOWEEN SCARE #3: As we speak, Television Networks have entire departments dedicated to finding ways to replace you favorite quality scripted drama or comedy with the far more affordable reality TV shows like SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BE AMERICA’S NEXT TOP BIGGEST DANCER IN A TIARA!
HALLOWEEN SCARE #2: Fans of laugh-out-loud comedy are still waiting on pins and needles in the hopes of their HAPPY ENDINGS, while WHITNEY and her fan(s) is already laughing all the way to the bank thanks to a full season pick-up by NBC.
HALLOWEEN SCARE #1: When is the last time you looked at your cable bill? 
