Dawn Ostroff (CW head honcho): Will resolve to ensure VERONICA MARS sees a fourth season. If you thought a Ferris Wheel outside your office was an eyesore, imagine an angry mob of Veronica and Logan shippers.
Zach Braff: Will resolve to sign on with SCRUBS for a seventh season. Sure a film career looks exciting now, but two words if we may be so bold — David Schwimmer.
Emmy Voters: Will resolve to actually take the time to watch television. Not watching TV is the only explanation for BATTLESTAR GALACTICA being continuously snubbed come Emmy time.
Betty Suarez: Will resolve to glean a few fashion tips from her co-workers at Mode. The show isn’t called ‘Clueless’ Betty.
The Walker Family (from BROTHERS & SISTERS): Will resolve to get through at least one family dinner without having it end in tears [and a bottle of wine].