UGLY BETTY, ABC 8PM
While we’re pretty sure Betty’s birthday wish involves running off with Henry and ditching his meddlesome ex [Jayma Mays] who decided to crash the party, our wish for Betty involves one word — contacts!
GREY’S ANATOMY, ABC 9PM
Shonda Rhimes promises fans [via TVGuide] that the five upcoming episodes of GREY’S ANATOMY brings, “a sense of hope.” Which is either a really good sign, or someone spent her WGA Strike watching a little too much political coverage.
LOST, ABC 10PM
Answers! Answers! Answers! [Maybe if we say it three times fast, they’ll come]
SCRUBS, NBC 8:30PM
Since NBC’s doesn’t really believe in ‘promoting’ SCRUBS, it’s up to this TV Addict to remind you that starting tonight, the show’s switched time-slots with 30 ROCK.
THE OFFICE, NBC 9PM
That noise you hear… could it really be wedding bells…
30 ROCK, NBC 9:30PM
… or Jack celebrating his big promotion over rival Devin Banks [Will Arnett]…
SMALLVILLE, CW 8PM
… all quiet on the Lana front, she’s still in a coma…
SUPERNATURAL, CW 9PM
Okay, it’s confirmed. The noise you’re hearing: a million SUPERNATURAL fangirls squeeing over the return of their favorite Winchester brothers.
Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com
- *Season Premiere* – Miami Ink – TLC @ 10/9c
- *Special* – Alaska Oilmen: Gamble on the Ice – Discovery @ 8/7c (1-Hour Special)
- *Special* – Future Weapons: Alaska Special – Discovery @ 9/8c (1-Hour Special)
- *New* – 30 Rock – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – American Chopper – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? – FOX @ 8/7c & 9/8c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – CSI – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – ER – NBC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Grey’s Anatomy – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – I Know My Kid’s A Star – VH1 @ 10/9c
- *New* – Lil’ Bush: President of the United States – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Lost – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – My Name is Earl – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Rock the Cradle – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Scrubs – NBC @ 9:31/8:31c
- *New* – Smallville – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Step It Up & Dance – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Supernatural – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Survivor – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Office – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Ugly Betty – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Without a Trace – CBS @ 10/9c