Nastiest Dust-Up: Three REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY cast members are facing charges following a melee that took place during the opening of a shop owned by a fourth. Proving sometimes, everybody’s in the wrong, the fight allegedly began after a party guest mocked the autism-afflicted son of housewife Jacqueline Laurita and her spouse, Christopher. How about we just throw ‘em all behind bars, throw away the key and call it a day?
Best Read: The contract AMERICA’S GOT TALENT contestants must sign gives NBC permission to, among other things, “expose me to public ridicule, humiliation or condemnation” and place hidden cameras in bathrooms “or any other area in which a person… might have a reasonable expectation of privacy.” Oh, and that $1 million prize? Paid out over 40 years.
Proof That Mama Knows Best: A&E renewed incesty creepfest BATES MOTEL for a second season.
Most Fun Party: GENERAL HOSPITAL’s Nurses Ball featured big musical numbers, shocking plot twists and an ugly-duck-to-beautiful-princess transformation worthy of any fairytale. [Read more…]