
This week’s “Duh” Moment: SyFy announced that SHARKNADO will get a sequel. Sadly, they ignored our demand — and, in doing so, perhaps doomed said project to failure — that it be named SHARKNADO2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.
Best Dismissal: THE BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL’s Katie pulled a Trump on soon-to-be-ex-hubby Bill by taking over his company and declaring, “You’re fired” Thankfully, she did it with much better hair.
Least Relaxing Retreat: Watching THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY’s Melissa literally kneel before Theresa (who was shrieking like the human equivalent of the most annoying car alarm ever) during their “team builder” exercises was as discomfiting as reality television gets.
Most Timely Story: As her daughter considered aborting the child she’d conceived while being held hostage by sex traffickers, ALL MY CHILDREN’s Angie bemoaned “the audacity of some politician to say he didn’t believe anyone could ever get pregnant from being raped!” Wonder if Todd Akin’s ears were a-ringin’?
Sexiest Casting: Think this heat wave has made things steamy in the Hamptons? Wait until Justin Hartley hits REVENGE this fall as Victoria’s son, Patrick. [Read more…]





